Naked Turtle Tavern

Review №1

Rating: 5

Iove this bar! Just moved here and I feel like family from day one

Date: 3 weeks ago

Review №2

Rating: 5

This bar is like home! The owner is very personable and has fun things at his bar to bring in new people and repeat business. The day /night crowed is very different for a reason! As a regulars I prefer this bar over every other bar in the area!! Come in and decide for yourself! One of the only bar that doesn t have the clicks !

Date: 3 weeks ago

Review №3

Rating: 5

Date: a month ago

Review №4

Rating: 1

Bartender cant seem to get it right

Date: a month ago

Review №5

Rating: 1

I dont like liers and people who stand up for horrific evil people. We have activists involved and i hope this job wont be involved when everything is said an done. We the black people or tired of getting messed over and played with.

Date: a month ago

Review №6

Rating: 1

Went to go in, and when they were checking my boyfriend s ID (who is 23) they denied him because they said it wasn t a valid ID. We had already been to other places that IDed him and they could confirm that it was in fact a valid ID. Just wanted to go sing some karaoke with some friends. If you have an older ID that is closer to its expectation(he had over a year left on his) don t go here. They wouldn t scam it or anything. Only looked at the hologram. Have a nice day.

Date: 4 months ago

Review №7

Rating: 5

Date: 6 months ago

Review №8

Rating: 5

good place for a drink, relaxed atmosphere, positive vibes. DJ Mike is a blast. stop by is worth it. Service : 5/5

Date: 7 months ago

Review №9

Rating: 3

I heard there were Montucky Cold Snacks at this joint but there were not Montucky Cold Snacks at this joint but they did have darts! so not a total bust- Im fairly certain this bar is exactly what you think it is

Date: 7 months ago

Review №10

Rating: 1

Smoke filled place with cheap mix drinks. Go to Shanahans instead.

Date: 7 months ago

Review №11

Rating: 5

Date: 8 months ago

Review №12

Rating: 5

The music was pretty fun but the music seemed to get louder and louder throughout the night which was surprising since an older gentleman was controlling the playlist. I didnt expect to hear music usually geared towards younger generations. I did hear some fun older throwback tunes. The dance moves I saw were amazing and had me wanting to join. All in all this is a very fun bar to go to. I did enjoy a drink to help me get over my nerves but only because I have such terrible stage fright. It was easy to feel like all eyes were on you on that dance floor with only a few people on the dance floor at a time. I cant say if they have food options here but they do for sure have food options right outside. I didnt try any food my first time in.

Date: 8 months ago

Review №13

Rating: 4

Date: 8 months ago

Review №14

Rating: 1

This place has the weirdest vibe. Ive had some of the weirdest experiences with people here. Lots of creepy dudes here. Berthas, mongos or shanahans are way better.

Date: 9 months ago

Review №15

Rating: 4

Service was good and a nice little bar, but it allows smoking.

Date: 10 months ago

Review №16

Rating: 5

Date: 10 months ago

Review №17

Rating: 2

Service was really terrible! There were two poor girls trying too Service the entire place! We were there 1 1/2 hours or so and could only manage to get one drink. The place is losing out on a lot of money being short handed Probably wont be back!

Date: 10 months ago

Review №18

Rating: 5

Great when with the right people. FYI. Didnt eat anything there, so dont know

Date: 11 months ago

Review №19

Rating: 5

Date: 11 months ago

Review №20

Rating: 5

Fun vibe, great staff. They have darts ND pool tables

Date: a year ago

Review №21

Rating: 3

Nice atmosphere, not alot of people there for a Thursday night but we had a pretty good time. Ordered a long Island ice tea that wasnt too good. Maybe should have ordered a shot and a beer instead. Oh and they do ask for your I.D.!!! Service

Date: a year ago

Review №22

Rating: 5

Great bar, friendly staff and nice atmosphere!!

Date: a year ago

Review №23

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №24

Rating: 5

Had my birthday here and it was amazing the bartenders are cool af

Date: a year ago

Review №25

Rating: 4

Fun little spot. Bartender was very attentive will literally give you the shirt off his back. (Save Ferris) we came on a slow night but still had fun.

Date: a year ago

Review №26

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №27

Rating: 4

Date: a year ago

Review №28

Rating: 3

Perfect when youre looking for a local dive bar with pool. No bristle boards anymore, which is a shame.

Date: a year ago

Review №29

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №30

Rating: 4

Date: a year ago

Review №31

Rating: 5

Love this place and the staff makes you feel right at home (Catalina) is tha best! The place to go where the drinks are cold the people are fun and the music is great.

Date: a year ago

Review №32

Rating: 5

Great place to watch the Astros

Date: a year ago

Review №33

Rating: 5

Great fun!!!! Super nice people, such a great escape! Thank you!

Date: a year ago

Review №34

Rating: 5

This place and the staff are AMAZING. Took the boat out and went bar hopping with friends and ended the night here. Would def go back when in Conroe again.

Date: a year ago

Review №35

Rating: 5

Great dive bar with different entertaining days every night of the week. Staff is great definitely recommend wed-thur-fri evenings, see KAT shes awesome..!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №36

Rating: 5

A very funky old-timers place during the day, and a younger crowd after 11pm. No food is served, but the beers and drinks are cold and the service is excellent. Sports is played on a few screens, and pool tables are also there to play along with Darts. As an out of towner, this was a funky but cool place to visit

Date: 2 years ago

Review №37

Rating: 2

Neat place. Went for karaoke on a Saturday evening, KJ host kinda short (rude) bar staff ok 6-10 ..... The vibe is kind off for first timers..... It seems they catered more to there Regulars. Might not Return.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №38

Rating: 4

Decent little bar, pool table, darts jukebox, tvs. Friendly wait staff. Bit smokey, but thats okay I guess, if you dont mind it, if you do, well there are other places.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №39

Rating: 5

Was amazing music. Was awesome. Friendly Ppl . Nice clean place. Staff where awesome

Date: 2 years ago

Review №40

Rating: 5

Awesome place...the ambiance and the behavior is good

Date: 2 years ago

Review №41

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №42

Rating: 5

Friendly people..

Date: 2 years ago

Review №43

Rating: 4

Date: 2 years ago

Review №44

Rating: 5

fun and friendly place

Date: 2 years ago

Review №45

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №46

Rating: 4

Farts in her room is very nice and friendly and very attentive as well a great drink maker!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №47

Rating: 5

My favorite quiet afternoon stop!!!! Jersey is my girl

Date: 2 years ago

Review №48

Rating: 5

Fun place!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №49

Rating: 3

Nice little neighborhood place! Wish a band was playing instead of karaoke nite.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №50

Rating: 2

To much smoke in bar

Date: 2 years ago

Review №51

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №52

Rating: 3

Date: 2 years ago

Review №53

Rating: 5

Love the bartender, music and pool

Date: 3 years ago

Review №54

Rating: 5

Excellent

Date: 3 years ago

Review №55

Rating: 5

Fun place to drink with great and friendly staff

Date: 3 years ago

Review №56

Rating: 1

Woman in bar pushed me and was very drunk. She then proceeded to take our que ball in pool and would not give it back. She was 100% unprovoked. Bartender proceeded to say that the woman had one drink and kicked us out. Completely unprofessional and untrue.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №57

Rating: 1

Got hassle and bar attended was very unhelpful

Date: 3 years ago

Review №58

Rating: 5

Had a great time on ladies night, dance lessons were much appreciated, and I will return.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №59

Rating: 4

My daughter-in-law and I went for the free dance lessons there were not enough men there for the women. We had fun though a lot of very nice people and a great bartender! Hope its better next week.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №60

Rating: 4

Good place to go out and have fun most of the people there are friendly the bartenders are great good place to have fun

Date: 3 years ago

Review №61

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №62

Rating: 4

Best place to hangout

Date: 3 years ago

Review №63

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №64

Rating: 5

Great bar with great staff always a great mix of age groups as well. Reasonably priced drinks.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №65

Rating: 5

Great place to go to for . Good service and good and friendly people

Date: 3 years ago

Review №66

Rating: 5

Friendly place and staff! Love the pub atmosphere and how everyone talks to you. Definitely a bar to frequent and enjoy the customers. Great conversations!!!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №67

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №68

Rating: 4

For a Tuesday it was slow, but thats what I was hoping for. Bar tender was always on time and the place was clean. Bathroom had odd pictures, but none the less it sufficed.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №69

Rating: 4

Had a really good time playing darts and the staff was nice. But it ended badly with a drunk dude messing with my friends girl unfortunately things like this happen at bars. Liked that its close to home if I want to get out.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №70

Rating: 3

Date: 4 years ago

Review №71

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №72

Rating: 3

Date: 4 years ago

Review №73

Rating: 5

Awesome place love the staff

Date: 4 years ago

Review №74

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №75

Rating: 5

Great atmosphere always have a great time

Date: 4 years ago

Review №76

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №77

Rating: 3

Date: 4 years ago

Review №78

Rating: 4

Date: 4 years ago

Review №79

Rating: 3

Date: 4 years ago

Review №80

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №81

Rating: 5

Love the turtle!!!!

Date: 4 years ago

Review №82

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №83

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №84

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №85

Rating: 5

My husband and I adore this spot. Pool, darts, karaoke, sports all we need. Not to mention that the second time we visited, the moment we walked up to the bar the bartender stood before us with our favorite beers in hand, remembering us, and our orders, from our very first visit. Skillful is an understatement. Fabulous local bar, highly recommended.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №86

Rating: 4

Love it. People are friendly and bartenders are awesome!

Date: 4 years ago

Review №87

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №88

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №89

Rating: 3

Date: 5 years ago

Review №90

Rating: 4

Nice local watering hole

Date: 5 years ago

Review №91

Rating: 4

Great atmosphere

Date: 5 years ago

Review №92

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №93

Rating: 4

Great service, great people. Smoker environment.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №94

Rating: 5

Great bartenders and bouncers-- all ages from 21 thru 91-- fantastic music to hit the dance floor to. Requests welcome!! 2 pool tables, darts, and a well-stocked bar!! YEAH!!!

Date: 5 years ago

Review №95

Rating: 4

Had a good time. Good music and friendly people..

Date: 5 years ago

Review №96

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №97

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №98

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №99

Rating: 4

Date: 5 years ago

Review №100

Rating: 4

Pretty fun place

Date: 5 years ago

Review №101

Rating: 4

Only go here cause its close. Service is sub par but i mean hey drinks. Cant complain

Date: 5 years ago

Review №102

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №103

Rating: 5

Smelly but great that they called us a free taxi!

Date: 5 years ago

Review №104

Rating: 1

Date: 5 years ago

Review №105

Rating: 4

Date: 5 years ago

Review №106

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №107

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №108

Rating: 5

Great atmosphere and it was fun

Date: 5 years ago

Review №109

Rating: 3

Date: 5 years ago

Review №110

Rating: 4

Fun place for karaoke

Date: 5 years ago

Review №111

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №112

Rating: 3

OK I guess

Date: 5 years ago

Review №113

Rating: 4

Date: 5 years ago

Review №114

Rating: 5

Great staff, great drinks, fun local place with pool tables, darts, DJ, and dancing.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №115

Rating: 5

Fun place!

Date: 5 years ago

Review №116

Rating: 4

Date: 5 years ago

Review №117

Rating: 4

Date: 5 years ago

Review №118

Rating: 5

Date: 6 years ago

Review №119

Rating: 5

Date: 6 years ago

Review №120

Rating: 5

Ok yall, this place is the most fun every time i visit, the atmosphere and drinks are awesome. By far my favorite place to go.

Date: 6 years ago

Review №121

Rating: 5

Date: 6 years ago

Review №122

Rating: 5

Date: 6 years ago

Review №123

Rating: 3

Date: 6 years ago

Review №124

Rating: 4

Great staff

Date: 6 years ago

Review №125

Rating: 3

It ok

Date: 6 years ago

Review №126

Rating: 5

Cat and Chas best bartenders in Texas. Great place. Great atmosphere. My go to bar....

Date: 6 years ago

Review №127

Rating: 5

Date: 6 years ago

Review №128

Rating: 5

Spending time with friends

Date: 6 years ago

Review №129

Rating: 1

This is just a junk Dive Bar dont even know how its still in existence no class no Style Smoky atmosphere just the bottom grade bar

Date: 6 years ago

Review №130

Rating: 5

Super cozy.

Date: 6 years ago

Review №131

Rating: 4

Very awesome need larger bathrooms

Date: 6 years ago

Review №132

Rating: 5

Date: 6 years ago

Review №133

Rating: 3

Date: 6 years ago

Review №134

Rating: 5

Date: 6 years ago

Review №135

Rating: 4

Great place for music and dance. Service is great. Pool tables see too close though.

Date: 6 years ago

Review №136

Rating: 4

Good local hang out

Date: 6 years ago

Review №137

Rating: 5

Date: 6 years ago

Review №138

Rating: 5

They showed my body when I went to bathroom a talked behind my back to customers the bartender

Date: 6 years ago

Review №139

Rating: 5

Great Atmosphere

Date: 6 years ago

Review №140

Rating: 5

Date: 6 years ago

Review №141

Rating: 5

Date: 6 years ago

Review №142

Rating: 1

Do not go here if you are looking for a fun atmosphere with music and bar games.... Because if someone is watching tv they will shut you down and not let you play music.....watch tv at home!!!!! Sucky. Too bad too the drink was good. Never go back again

Date: 6 years ago

Review №143

Rating: 5

Are you turtly enough for the turtle club? Good staff, good drinks!

Date: 7 years ago

Review №144

Rating: 5

Close to home. Great prices, service and atmosphere. Have been coming here for years. Love karaoke and darts!

Date: 7 years ago

Review №145

Rating: 5

Date: 7 years ago

Review №146

Rating: 4

Date: 7 years ago

Review №147

Rating: 4

Great service and people

Date: 7 years ago

Review №148

Rating: 5

Just happened by this place on a ride. Very friendly bartender and the patrons were equally so. Air conditioning was great...it was a hot ride.

Date: 7 years ago

Review №149

Rating: 5

Date: 7 years ago

Review №150

Rating: 5

The bartender was nice. The pool tables, cues etc were well maintained. We enjoyed the crowd.

Date: 7 years ago

Review №151

Rating: 3

Fun people nice atmosphere.

Date: 7 years ago

Review №152

Rating: 5

Great service friendly enviroment but not a gay bar as searched on google

Date: 7 years ago

Review №153

Rating: 1

Piss poor manager/owner, has karaoke for guests but doesnt allow them to dance as play pool at the same time. Requested songs and signed up for karaoke but was told not allowed to do both.

Date: 7 years ago

Review №154

Rating: 5

Date: 7 years ago

Review №155

Rating: 5

Amazing people.

Date: 7 years ago

Review №156

Rating: 5

Cause its awesomeness!!!

Date: 7 years ago

Review №157

Rating: 5

Date: 7 years ago

Review №158

Rating: 5

Date: 7 years ago

Review №159

Rating: 5

Date: 7 years ago

Review №160

Rating: 3

Ive been a few times, and its just another dive bar. Ive heard theyve expanded, but I havent been since... maybe Ill have to give it another shot.

Date: 7 years ago

Review №161

Rating: 5

This Hole in the Wall on 105 is a blast. Get there early to play bingo with Alex and Amy and stay late to listen to Cheryl sing Karaoke . This place is habit forming

Date: 10 years ago