The Farm Drinkery

Review №1

Rating: 4

Date: a month ago

Review №2

Rating: 4

Date: a month ago

Review №3

Rating: 5

Cool staff and great beers

Date: 2 months ago

Review №4

Rating: 5

Date: 2 months ago

Review №5

Rating: 5

Best neighborhood bar. Everyone is always welcome!!! Perfect mix of people from young to older, just all good people! Angie rocks it!

Date: 2 months ago

Review №6

Rating: 5

Date: 2 months ago

Review №7

Rating: 5

What a gem of a dive bar! Great service, friendly atmosphere.

Date: 2 months ago

Review №8

Rating: 5

Date: 3 months ago

Review №9

Rating: 5

The Farm is a great spot to just hang out and enjoy yourself! Always a good time when we get together here !

Date: 3 months ago

Review №10

Rating: 5

Got to love the Farm, Free High Fives man!

Date: 3 months ago

Review №11

Rating: 5

Date: 4 months ago

Review №12

Rating: 2

when there on a weekend last weekend i saw there open without open times , i actually remember the son in there he used to be tweaking in the back seling stuff, wonder if its the same place now they branched to hopdoddy

Date: 4 months ago

Review №13

Rating: 5

Great neighborhood bar, relaxed and friendly service. Wings are out of this world!

Date: 5 months ago

Review №14

Rating: 5

This is everything that anyone who grew up in this area wanted to build in their garage but never had permission or the cash to do so. Seriously if you had to dream up the perfect place for you and your friends to go hang out this is it. Even the bathrooms are cool here. The bartenders are snarky with the best dry humor and wet in town. If you re looking for something classy and upscale go down the road if you re looking for a place to truly be yourself have fun laugh meet new people see old friends And get some really great local beers, will have a seat my friend put your feet up, not there don t put your feet there but maybe over there. it always offered to buy your bartender a drink, ask them what their favorite is and if you can have a sample of what s on tap, chances are they ll be a lot more accommodating than other bars in the area. Bring some cards, bring some Jenga, hell bring a twister Matt if you want I m sure somebody will want to play. But if you re gonna play cornhole bring your a game because these guys are good and I got my butt kicked and I m still a little bit saucy about it. So if you re good please go pony up and avenge me lol

Date: 6 months ago

Review №15

Rating: 5

Date: 6 months ago

Review №16

Rating: 1

The only good thing about this place was the female Spanish bartender who was very kind. The atmosphere was yuck, the clientele was horrible..... Not worth it. Left to another place much better called The Jive...right down the street

Date: 6 months ago

Review №17

Rating: 2

It kinda makes me NOT want to play the jukebox when its obvious that the volume is turned down too low compared to whatever free music theyre streaming. Also, they do that thing where the price does not include tax, so your bill ends up being inflated beyond what it would be at a more honestly-run bar. How very Mollys of them. For instance, today I had 4 of their Montucky lagers, which are being advertised as $3 during Happy Hour. When I got my bill, my total was $12.99 instead of $12. Two stars instead of one, because Bret the bartender is kind and I never had to wait long for a drink.

Date: 7 months ago

Review №18

Rating: 4

Date: 7 months ago

Review №19

Rating: 5

The Farm is a awesome place to hang out good people great atmosphere

Date: 9 months ago

Review №20

Rating: 5

I really love the Atmosphere at the Farm. The bartender are great and drinks are good too. Regulars there are great as well everyone is friendly.

Date: 9 months ago

Review №21

Rating: 4

Cool but small

Date: 10 months ago

Review №22

Rating: 5

Its been fun guys 2015-2023 RIP Houston Meza

Date: 11 months ago

Review №23

Rating: 5

Came here for the Satan worship and losers with gauged ears and was sadly disappointed by awesome staff and food. If you don t feel welcome here the problem is probably you. Love the farm!

Date: 11 months ago

Review №24

Rating: 5

This place is the best

Date: 11 months ago

Review №25

Rating: 5

Date: 11 months ago

Review №26

Rating: 1

Sucks. Bartender for 8 years and this place is trash. Terrible in every way. If you look up tradhy in the dictionary theres a picture of the farm. If youre burnt out loser with gauges in your ears and head to toe tattoos and no career prospects whatsoever besides the amazon warehouse or uber driver because lyft wont take you, boy is this e spot for you. Bartenders that dont know how to talk to people, filth everywhere you look in a dirty corner of champions forest next to the gym for broke boys .the farm ain t S. Youll get the clap just from sitting down in the wrong seat and theres no room, theres just not. My dorm room was bigger. This bar b to the lows guys and gals. We ajnt finna go there big dawg

Date: a year ago

Review №27

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №28

Rating: 1

This place is for a very select group of eclectic people! I m not sure how it has so many good reviews. Right when we walked in the whole place just stared at us. We settled on a table when doing so we saw a Joseph statue with an upside down cross on his forehead it immediately turned all of us off! This was a satanic pub! Sorry nope homey don t play that! Along with all that there was a video with a half naked chick on the TV! We didn t walk out we ran out!

Date: a year ago

Review №29

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №30

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №31

Rating: 5

I was reading the 1 reviews and I instantly understood this was my kind of place. Highly recommend if you the 1 reviews make you laugh. Parking: Tons of parking. More than enough for all the businesses.

Date: a year ago

Review №32

Rating: 5

I neighborhood bar that let me drop in and feel welcome. Good bartenders, fun environment.

Date: a year ago

Review №33

Rating: 5

Friendly atmosphere, first timer exseptance.

Date: a year ago

Review №34

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №35

Rating: 5

Unexpectedly ended up here and it was PERFECT! Totally badass

Date: a year ago

Review №36

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №37

Rating: 5

Great experience every time Ive been there

Date: a year ago

Review №38

Rating: 5

Absolutely love this place. People were inviting and friendly

Date: a year ago

Review №39

Rating: 5

I had a great time nice people

Date: a year ago

Review №40

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №41

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №42

Rating: 1

Left my card once and they spent 90$ on Uber eats then told me they didn t have the card. Played some song that just repeated Fu!k White People another time. Very Clicky, if you don t know anyone don t go, you ll likely get a cold shoulder unless you know about Anime. Can t get a beer in a timely manner anyway, half the time I walk out before I do bc they take so long,m. Got told not to come back last night for knocking for my jacket. I rode and needed it, was still packed inside, they wouldn t answer the quiet knocks. Anyway, always hated this bar, shame bc it s closest to my house. They think they re cool, but I never did sense any humor.

Date: a year ago

Review №43

Rating: 5

Great local bar.

Date: a year ago

Review №44

Rating: 4

Date: a year ago

Review №45

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №46

Rating: 5

Closest thing to the Heights I ve found out here so far. No complaints at all. Good staff and friendly patrons.

Date: a year ago

Review №47

Rating: 4

Tried karaoke for the first time not the best compared to other karaoke spots I ve been to sound feedback was off and choppy, Dj kept walking off, scratched people of the list even thought they haven t gone up to sing yet, still cool bar food amazing, good drinks good time

Date: a year ago

Review №48

Rating: 5

Favorite local neighborhood bar

Date: a year ago

Review №49

Rating: 4

My 1st time here and it was a lot of fun. The place is kinda small but had nice outside patio with heaters and plenty of room.

Date: a year ago

Review №50

Rating: 3

Date: a year ago

Review №51

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №52

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №53

Rating: 5

Had get time watching Astros here. Good food and friendly, attentive staff.

Date: a year ago

Review №54

Rating: 5

Cozy, lots of options ( I only had drinks) games were on, bartenders were friendly and helpful

Date: a year ago

Review №55

Rating: 4

Great place great staff

Date: a year ago

Review №56

Rating: 4

Date: 2 years ago

Review №57

Rating: 5

The BEST damn dive bar in TEXAS!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №58

Rating: 4

Its the perfect dive bar. Always a great time

Date: 2 years ago

Review №59

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №60

Rating: 1

Terrible all the way around. The so called bartender never even came close enough for me to ask for a drink. Thanks for allowing me to leave without spending a dime and still thirsty! I will never set foot in this place again

Date: 2 years ago

Review №61

Rating: 5

Great food and people go there!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №62

Rating: 5

Always a fun time. Definitely a local drinking bar but the service is great, drinks are cold, and food is awesome. Great spot to check out.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №63

Rating: 5

Neighborhood bar

Date: 2 years ago

Review №64

Rating: 5

Local hole in the wall, but its the best hole in the wall!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №65

Rating: 5

This bar doesnt exist dude. Shut up man lets ask the experts. 92/100 Try the wings!! And they support BRASH.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №66

Rating: 5

Nice place to unwind

Date: 2 years ago

Review №67

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №68

Rating: 5

Dive bar with a lot of heart and soul poured into it! The fried zucchini was delicious - who knew zucchini could taste that good? The drinks were strong and the service was attentive. Great experience!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №69

Rating: 5

Cool place.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №70

Rating: 3

Date: 2 years ago

Review №71

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №72

Rating: 5

Ive been a fan of this place for the last 6 years. The bartenders are friendly, the diversity of beer on tap is a huge plus (and its always changing) and the atmosphere is almost always great. Food menu is really diverse! Wings and tacos are

Date: 2 years ago

Review №73

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №74

Rating: 5

I dont know why I didnt hear of this place sooner. Great environment. Perfect LITTLE hole in the wall with good people

Date: 2 years ago

Review №75

Rating: 5

the best dive bar in north houston....no question!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №76

Rating: 5

**Some of the best/fastest bar service Ive had in Houston, my drink never reached empty** This is a grade A+ dive bar/ hole In the wall! The craft beer selection or drinks of whatever you consume will flow as fast as you can drink them, the foods hot fast and delicious. The walls are very epic indeed, very welcoming atmosphere and very chill venue for a drink. I loved it. 10 of 10 would recommend.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №77

Rating: 5

Great little place

Date: 2 years ago

Review №78

Rating: 5

Love the Farm! Great vibe, and such a friendly place--from the staff, to the patrons. Great beer always on tap. And some great bar foods: wings are my go-to. 2022 update: still the bomb.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №79

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №80

Rating: 4

Good place for non smokers to have a beer and hang out. I believe theyre also pet-friendly.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №81

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №82

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №83

Rating: 5

Great place to grab a beer or two, definitely cool vibe when you walk inside. Rockshow vibe. A recommendation for sure.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №84

Rating: 5

The bartenders are excellent!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №85

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №86

Rating: 4

Great dive bar with tons of character. Fun place to stop in for a nice beer and decent bar food. The bar staff is very interactive and they love their regulars. If you enjoy a non mainstream local bar this is the place for you. And they even allow well trained dogs to join In the fun. Its like cheers but a little downgraded :)

Date: 2 years ago

Review №87

Rating: 5

The best filthy place this side of the Pecos! Amazing staff and amazing atmosphere.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №88

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №89

Rating: 3

Date: 2 years ago

Review №90

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №91

Rating: 4

Great staff, good selection of beers

Date: 2 years ago

Review №92

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №93

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №94

Rating: 5

My wife and her work friends constantly frequent this bar. Has great service and nice workers

Date: 2 years ago

Review №95

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №96

Rating: 5

I m not always out in the burbs but I was in the area and it s an awesome dive bar. Friendly bartenders, good wings, and a digital jukebox you can hijack and play your favorite tunes on lol

Date: 2 years ago

Review №97

Rating: 3

Date: 2 years ago

Review №98

Rating: 5

As

Date: 3 years ago

Review №99

Rating: 5

A bar for the cool and the weird. Lots of regulars, TouchTunes jukebox, fried bacon, wings and other bar bites, photo booth. Definitely worth checking out if youre in the area!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №100

Rating: 3

Date: 3 years ago

Review №101

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №102

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №103

Rating: 4

Familiar..friendly.. OLD TIMES..yet Not the same Even with some of same faces... party ON!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №104

Rating: 5

Loved it here Sid and Matt are the greatest

Date: 3 years ago

Review №105

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №106

Rating: 3

Its ok

Date: 3 years ago

Review №107

Rating: 5

This is the best dive bar in the area. The bartenders are very nice and attentive. Be sure to as for Tinker Bell to enhance your Farm experience. Come on Free Beer Friday for the Reggae music. Great local scenery. Become a star in the photo booth and get a free T-shirts.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №108

Rating: 4

Nice vibe.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №109

Rating: 5

Great little place, I felt right at home, all types of people there, they played my kind of music (heavy metal), I will be back

Date: 3 years ago

Review №110

Rating: 1

Just got done working, met up with my friends, refused to be served because I was too drunk

Date: 3 years ago

Review №111

Rating: 5

Love this dive bar so much!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №112

Rating: 5

Served me well AND answered my questions when asked!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №113

Rating: 5

The only bar I go to for the food. The people rock, the crowd rocks, and they have beer. I highly recommend the photo booth.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №114

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №115

Rating: 5

I love going to hippy hour! The last few times I went, they didnt have my first choice of beer. So I had to settle for something different.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №116

Rating: 5

Nice little dive bar with great people! Great beer selection and always a good time!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №117

Rating: 4

nice little place to have an adult beverage

Date: 3 years ago

Review №118

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №119

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №120

Rating: 5

Great service every time!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №121

Rating: 5

Its our local version of the Cheers bar... good local beers, friendly staff and comfy bar environment with continuous music playing of all genres

Date: 3 years ago

Review №122

Rating: 5

Great place!! Friendly staff.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №123

Rating: 5

The Farm is so fun for anyone to pop in and feel welcome. Its the perfect neighborhood spot out. Our bartender Sid was lovely!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №124

Rating: 5

Gotta love the epitome of hole in the wall watering holes!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №125

Rating: 5

Great bar and great atmosphere

Date: 3 years ago

Review №126

Rating: 5

Awesome drink specials

Date: 3 years ago

Review №127

Rating: 4

Best little watering hole this side of Spring. Cheap drinks, great food (now that the fryer is working again!), brilliant bartenders (Jackie and Frank always hook it up), and a fun group of regulars (especially Bob and his little dog, Jessie). I ll give a fifth star when they get rid of that gross ginger at jams on Monday nights. Why would you give anyone that obnoxious a mic?

Date: 3 years ago

Review №128

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №129

Rating: 4

Great place to hangout with friends, have a few drinks and listen to a variety of music.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №130

Rating: 5

Excellent atmosphere

Date: 3 years ago

Review №131

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №132

Rating: 5

This place is just awesome from the bartenders to the customers. Everybody is friendly and just there to have a good time

Date: 3 years ago

Review №133

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №134

Rating: 5

I friggan love this place, the best little Dive Bar for people around here looking for a place to chill and decompress from lifes drama, small town vibe, big town drinks, friendly, and often cute bartenders, gatta love it. Addy is the nicest, goofiest barmaid, but she really makes the place fun most nights, as do the other bartenders and staff, a good place, highly recommended.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №135

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №136

Rating: 5

I have been an official The Farm patron since it s opening some 5-6 yrs ago. It is my favorite get a way. The owner rocks. The bar staff are great people. But what makes this my favorite are the regulars, my bar friends . A great group of people from all walks of life. I have had many great conversations at The Farm from topical to deep. I will continue to show up and support my local watering hole. Hope you will too!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №137

Rating: 5

Excellent atmosphere, exceptional service, delicious food, great drinks!!!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №138

Rating: 4

Date: 3 years ago

Review №139

Rating: 5

Just, the best.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №140

Rating: 4

Date: 3 years ago

Review №141

Rating: 5

Nice to support a place that believes in Texas and constitutional freedom!!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №142

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №143

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №144

Rating: 4

Love it

Date: 3 years ago

Review №145

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №146

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №147

Rating: 5

Love this hole in the wall bar! Adventures happen every time.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №148

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №149

Rating: 5

The best.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №150

Rating: 5

The Farm is an oasis in the ocean of todays stressful world. Enjoyed great beers, great food and great company when I needed it most.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №151

Rating: 4

Good prices love the old school decore grewup in that era

Date: 4 years ago

Review №152

Rating: 5

Excellent atmosphere good vibe.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №153

Rating: 5

Cool bartenders great friendly people

Date: 4 years ago

Review №154

Rating: 1

Date: 4 years ago

Review №155

Rating: 4

Date: 4 years ago

Review №156

Rating: 5

Fun place with delicious food and friendly staff!

Date: 4 years ago

Review №157

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №158

Rating: 5

Great staff and wings

Date: 4 years ago

Review №159

Rating: 1

Horrible

Date: 4 years ago

Review №160

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №161

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №162

Rating: 5

your welcome

Date: 4 years ago

Review №163

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №164

Rating: 4

The Farm Drinkery is a cozy local bar, with a decent selection of craft beer. I am not a local or regular, but have always had good service when I have stopped in. Music can be a bit loud for conversation, so it is not always the best place to go for a chat with friends or co-workers. Of course that is no problem if you prefer to be by yourself.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №165

Rating: 5

An excellent place to get your swerve on!

Date: 4 years ago

Review №166

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №167

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №168

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №169

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №170

Rating: 3

Date: 4 years ago

Review №171

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №172

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №173

Rating: 5

Friendly environment and good drinks.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №174

Rating: 5

Its very good, thank you

Date: 4 years ago

Review №175

Rating: 5

Great dive bar

Date: 4 years ago

Review №176

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №177

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №178

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №179

Rating: 4

Date: 4 years ago

Review №180

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №181

Rating: 5

5 out of 5. Has a restroom

Date: 5 years ago

Review №182

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №183

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №184

Rating: 5

Hippie dive bar, says so on the door. Plenty of graffiti around, especially the Bathroom. All ages, ethnicities, and types. Not country but I have heard everything else. Karoke Sunday very interesting. No smoking inside, plenty tables outside. Menu for food and craft beers. Both worth going through at least once. Get to know your bartender, all different, all interesting.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №185

Rating: 5

I showed up and drank. So, theres that.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №186

Rating: 5

Badass spot. Good beer. Great food. All around awesome

Date: 5 years ago

Review №187

Rating: 1

Date: 5 years ago

Review №188

Rating: 3

This place is ok. Nothing stood out to make me want to go back. But nothing stood out to me want to stay away.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №189

Rating: 5

Just moved in next door, to this place. Forgot lunch, had try something simple. Decided to get a burger and fries. There is nothing simple or small about the size of their burger and the serving of fries. I will definitely have to work thru their menu to try everything. Plus they have some great music playing during day and night.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №190

Rating: 5

Austin, definitely one of the best/funniest bartenders Ive ever had. Super friendly, quick and makes great drinks. Awesome prices. Ive found my new bar.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №191

Rating: 5

Usually not a fan of margaritas on the rocks! Lady bartender made both perfectly...definitely will frequent this place!

Date: 5 years ago

Review №192

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №193

Rating: 2

Basic neighborhood bar. Okay because there is nothing else around late in the evening.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №194

Rating: 5

Geoff is awesome. I met some great people there tonight...did some karaoke unexpectedly...the farm always has a great selection of beers. Female bartender with kinda reddish hair was also amaze-balls.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №195

Rating: 5

The fries are pretty darn good. Also the bartender was fun. He was stacking cups and keepin it real.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №196

Rating: 1

Way too small, way too packed, food takes forever to get served! Bartender with long hair and beard is rude. I asked for a dr pepper and he looked at me and shakes his head no and walked away...he couldve given me other options. I will never ever go back.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №197

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №198

Rating: 1

Date: 5 years ago

Review №199

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №200

Rating: 5

Always a cool joint. Owner I s cool as well as bartenders. Lots of beer choices and full bar. Food too.

Date: 5 years ago