The Happy Armadillo

Review №1

Rating: 5

Soon as I walked in Conway Twitty was playing on the juke box. Right then I knew I was in the right place. Love this place already.

Date: 2 days ago

Review №2

Rating: 5

Date: a week ago

Review №3

Rating: 5

Everyone here is VERY NICE & WELCOMING!

Date: 2 weeks ago

Review №4

Rating: 4

Great place, awesome karaoke with Tony

Date: a month ago

Review №5

Rating: 5

Date: 3 months ago

Review №6

Rating: 4

Date: 3 months ago

Review №7

Rating: 4

Date: 4 months ago

Review №8

Rating: 3

Date: 4 months ago

Review №9

Rating: 5

I became a Happy Armadillo as soon as I entered the door. Gretchen immediately put a beer in my hand and started cracking me up. I also learned how to pronounce Espelon correctly, very educational. I m proud to be the NewGuy of Everman. 1000 stars, and Gretchen deserves 999 of em.

Date: 4 months ago

Review №10

Rating: 2

Gross pizza toppings feel off nor cooked all the way straight frozen or idk frozen tasted bettr than this!?? Disgusting for$8 nachos were legit

Date: 5 months ago

Review №11

Rating: 5

Date: 5 months ago

Review №12

Rating: 3

Date: 6 months ago

Review №13

Rating: 5

Gretchen is the BOMB! Came here with a good friend and had a ball!

Date: 6 months ago

Review №14

Rating: 5

My favorite watering hole 14 years running!

Date: 7 months ago

Review №15

Rating: 5

My Wife and I favorite weekend place! I feel at home walking in. If I can give this place 10 stars I will!

Date: 7 months ago

Review №16

Rating: 4

After coming here for 9 months now, Ive really come to love it. The hosts (Mikes Trivia Time and Tonys Karaoke) are great reasons to walk in the door and try things out. Laiken the Bartender is OUTSTANDING! She has created some wonderful drinks. I never know what to order and shes made new drinks that really fit my pallet!

Date: 8 months ago

Review №17

Rating: 5

Nice place

Date: 9 months ago

Review №18

Rating: 5

Ahhh, the Dillo! My home away from home! I love this bar!! Great bartenders, but my favorite is Laiken!! Karaoke every Thursday with the amazing, Tonyoke Karaoke! He has every song! The kitchen stays open till at least 11 p.m. Amazing food! Great beer and shot prices!

Date: 9 months ago

Review №19

Rating: 5

Date: 9 months ago

Review №20

Rating: 1

I don t know if it was a worker or customer but this bar seems pretty racist. They got petty and upset and requested over 28 songs after I put on a Mexican song when there was no wait list on the tune box before . Not an all friendly race environment.

Date: 9 months ago

Review №21

Rating: 5

Date: 9 months ago

Review №22

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №23

Rating: 5

Though the kitchen was closed due to upgrades, the bartender/waitress was a doll. Great atmospheric hole in the wall. Would like to go back for happy hour.

Date: a year ago

Review №24

Rating: 5

Friendly staff and service had so much fun

Date: a year ago

Review №25

Rating: 5

Their bartender, Gretchen, was GREAT!!!! She knew what she was doing & kept things going pretty smooth even though the place was fairly busy. Definitely will go back...

Date: a year ago

Review №26

Rating: 4

Didnt get try there wings for they r in the process of renovation to their kitchen

Date: a year ago

Review №27

Rating: 5

I had a great time, with my cousin Justin and Brinto , be a Great place to watch NFL games when they start up

Date: a year ago

Review №28

Rating: 4

Quite the hidden gem. Decent mixed crowd on a Saturday afternoon. Plenty of tvs both inside and on their patio to catch the games. It appears the owner has put a bit of money and time in the place to make it welcoming without having to over-charge for beers. Finally, how can you not like a local bar with a cigarette pack vending machine! If your in the area you should stop by, you might become a regular.

Date: a year ago

Review №29

Rating: 5

Great atmosphere and snarky, sarcastic servers. It feels like home.

Date: a year ago

Review №30

Rating: 5

First time here and pizza is really good , customer service on point

Date: a year ago

Review №31

Rating: 5

Great place to hang out and enjoy some drinks and on Thursday nights they have an awesome karaoke host and great bartenders

Date: a year ago

Review №32

Rating: 3

Date: a year ago

Review №33

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №34

Rating: 3

Date: a year ago

Review №35

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №36

Rating: 5

The bartender is really nice. Shes very attentive she made us feel welcomed. Her mixed drinks are the bomb!!! Thank you

Date: a year ago

Review №37

Rating: 4

Its a bar where I go have a couple beers and a friendly game of Poker

Date: a year ago

Review №38

Rating: 4

Laid back place for a relaxed atmosphere. Bartenders are super friendly, drinks are good and not to $$

Date: a year ago

Review №39

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №40

Rating: 4

Cool place

Date: a year ago

Review №41

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №42

Rating: 5

Great little bar with karaoke

Date: a year ago

Review №43

Rating: 5

Date: a year ago

Review №44

Rating: 5

Stopped in for lunch and had pizza...which was delicious! Friendly atmosphere and staff.

Date: a year ago

Review №45

Rating: 5

Friendly atmosphere, good beer, we had a really great time there, Cheers! Guys from over the pond

Date: a year ago

Review №46

Rating: 4

Date: 2 years ago

Review №47

Rating: 5

Awesome place to eat good pizza and great bartender 10/10 going here again

Date: 2 years ago

Review №48

Rating: 5

Love this place every one there are always nice and the food is awesome!!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №49

Rating: 5

Stacy greeted me with a smile and made me feel at home my 1st and 2nd time here. This place has a good at home feeling and a great atmosphere!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №50

Rating: 1

Hands down the worst pizza I ve ever had. Picked some up on the way home from work and I was shocked how bad it was. $40 for some pizza that taste like cardboard.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №51

Rating: 5

Love Laiken! Also enjoy Tonyoke on Thursdays for some karaoke

Date: 2 years ago

Review №52

Rating: 4

My family says this is the best pizza ever! I enjoyed their mozzarella sticks. Their drinks are greatly priced.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №53

Rating: 2

Great cheese sticks but worst pizza Ive ever had. Youd be better off with a Totinos party pizza.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №54

Rating: 3

If youre looking for a dive bar, this is it. Staff is nice and patrons can be a little roudy but tend to be nice overall. Ordered a pizza and it was just OK.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №55

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №56

Rating: 5

07-2022- this place keeps getting better. The staff is attentive and friendly. The atmosphere is lighter and the place is clean. Food is now served. Ive tried the chicken wings and they were pretty good. Great drinks and great tasting treats. By talking to the staff, they have bands, karaoke on several nights but cant confirm which day of the week is which..I will definitely be back, the next time in town. 1st visit: 2019 I recommend this establishment : 2 pool tables, 4 electronic dart boards, outdoor patio with plenty of tables and chairs. Over head tvs, beer and liquor served. Noticed only one bathroom stall, cant confirm more. Will definately do a second visit to give this establishment a possible five star.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №57

Rating: 5

I love this bar! I work down the street so we come in frequently for lunch. They have great lunch specials and the pizza is REALLY good. If it had a shuffleboard table I might come back at night.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №58

Rating: 5

Shout out to Mike for always making Friday night trivia fun and interesting! (only time I come out) Also love the bartender Laiken. She stays on top of her game never waiting on a beer! Good little dive bar with a nice outdoor covered patio area. Oh and the pizza is soooo good!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №59

Rating: 4

Nice drive bar with fun karaoke!!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №60

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №61

Rating: 5

This has the be the best bar in The area. Rebecca, Lincoln and Brittany are definitely the coolest people to sit at the bar any day of the week with. Not to mention they are LGBT friendly! Anyone and everyone is welcome here. The armadillo will forever be my favorite place in the world.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №62

Rating: 4

Got into the area late...and the Happy Amadillo was OPEN! Brittan is a friendly and fun bartender. B - YOU ROCK SISTER! If you like small local (dive) bars the Happy Amadillo is the spot! Nice patio...its TX people so it can be HOT !

Date: 2 years ago

Review №63

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №64

Rating: 4

Date: 2 years ago

Review №65

Rating: 4

Very good pizza

Date: 2 years ago

Review №66

Rating: 5

The smoked wings are great and the fries fresh and crispy! Great lunch specials with a drink for less than $9.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №67

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №68

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №69

Rating: 3

My first time ordering from here today. I m not very pleased. My pizza crust was hard and burnt. It s like when you get a frozen pizza how the crust is really hard and gets dark before the center of the pizza is not done. The is could be a one time thing for them. I said I wouldn t order again, but maybe I will to see if today was just a bad day. Everyone have one at some point.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №70

Rating: 5

Absolutely love Laiken! Shes a gem!

Date: 2 years ago

Review №71

Rating: 5

Crazy good pizza and good service

Date: 2 years ago

Review №72

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №73

Rating: 1

They never answer their phone.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №74

Rating: 5

Love karaoke with tony

Date: 2 years ago

Review №75

Rating: 4

Date: 2 years ago

Review №76

Rating: 5

Amazing staff Sherri and Jennifer are so amazing the best place to come for a cold beer and the best pulled pork. I recommend it to anyone I talk to. Derek is awesome as well.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №77

Rating: 5

Great food & service! A entertaining place! Try the waffle buffalo sauce wings

Date: 2 years ago

Review №78

Rating: 5

Food is very good and its a very friendly atmosphere

Date: 2 years ago

Review №79

Rating: 5

Ok

Date: 2 years ago

Review №80

Rating: 3

Date: 2 years ago

Review №81

Rating: 3

I miss Rack Daddys.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №82

Rating: 5

Honey boo boo is so good 10/10 recommended. Very friendly environment, has pool, giant Jenga, ring toss your never bored.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №83

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №84

Rating: 5

The pizza was so delicious. Its hard to find great pizza, but tucked away in a little strip mall in Everman, I found it. The service was top notch and the establishment was cozy and very clean. Great prices, too. I will be going back.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №85

Rating: 4

Quiet little hole in wall neighborhood bar. Great atmosphere and friendly people.

Date: 2 years ago

Review №86

Rating: 5

Date: 2 years ago

Review №87

Rating: 4

Always great service

Date: 3 years ago

Review №88

Rating: 4

Fun people

Date: 3 years ago

Review №89

Rating: 4

Love the pizza!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №90

Rating: 1

I got a large cheese pizza to go last night it looked burnt but couldnt tell under the dem lights. Got home sure nuff it was burnt called them back asked for a remake and they told me the kitchen was closed how is it closed and I just ordered 5 minutes ago. Then asked for refund they told me come back tomorrow to talk to a manager... It was not suitable to eat so I had to trash the pizza. Dont eat here... beware of fake reviews this one is real...

Date: 3 years ago

Review №91

Rating: 5

We love Laiken! She always makes my day no matter what kind of day its been!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №92

Rating: 4

Always a blast but under manned to service the customers. Karaoke DJ is awesome!!!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №93

Rating: 4

Date: 3 years ago

Review №94

Rating: 5

Pizza is fantastic!!!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №95

Rating: 5

OMGosh! The best pizza Ive ever had. Our waitress/bartender, Laiken, she did an amazing job taking care of our table, all 8 of us. Will definitely be back!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №96

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №97

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №98

Rating: 1

Date: 3 years ago

Review №99

Rating: 4

Stopped in to have a couple drinks with some friends. Low key place. The joint is really laid back and seems like a great place to hangout.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №100

Rating: 4

Be nice if they werent running out of Miller Lite all the time

Date: 3 years ago

Review №101

Rating: 3

Date: 3 years ago

Review №102

Rating: 4

I love the atmosphere and the staff are super nice. I like that they give a lot of chips and salsa for the price. The pizza was just ok for me but Ill definitely return to try their other menu items. I highly recommend giving them a try for yourself.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №103

Rating: 5

Good atmosphere. I enjoyed the patio

Date: 3 years ago

Review №104

Rating: 5

Awesome place

Date: 3 years ago

Review №105

Rating: 2

I really wanted to love this pizza. But it just was not good. The sauce was way too sweet and the pizza had a strange vinegar flavor. We had it delivered through DoorDash, so we may go in sometime and try something different.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №106

Rating: 5

Had a take out pizza. Im from Chicago so I dont come to Texas with high expectations of pizza. This was a very pleasant surprise. Thin and crispy crust, Italian sausage, green pepper and onions were a little taste of my former stomping grounds.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №107

Rating: 5

Fun place with good pizza. Good place for a Friday night. Highly recommend!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №108

Rating: 4

Date: 3 years ago

Review №109

Rating: 4

Good music. Friendly staff. Nice patio.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №110

Rating: 5

Good pizza. Really cute bartender. Nellie Good looking pizza cook. Josh

Date: 3 years ago

Review №111

Rating: 5

The food served here is the best I ve experienced at a dive bar. I went with a couple friends and we ordered the fries and chips for appetizers and meat pizza for an entree and I was BLOWN away by the quality. The atmosphere is pretty typical for a dive. But the people are friendly and the service is quick. There s surprisingly a ton to do here. They have a pool table, karaoke machine, patio area, and a back room for playing cards. Another important factor are the drinks and food are reasonably priced. The price to quality ratio on this bar is superb. If anyone is in the area and want a place to hang out with friends, this is the place.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №112

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №113

Rating: 4

4 1/2 . Food is good, service is good.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №114

Rating: 5

Good pizza

Date: 3 years ago

Review №115

Rating: 4

They have great wings and pizza a must try and love the fries

Date: 3 years ago

Review №116

Rating: 5

I loved it. Im here for work and its a great place to sit and unwind. Great food and service

Date: 3 years ago

Review №117

Rating: 5

Love karaoke nights. Great food and drinks. Great staff!!!!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №118

Rating: 5

Great little chill spot. Food was amazing, bartender was such a sweet lady. Will definitely be back.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №119

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №120

Rating: 5

Great lunch specials ! Salad is better than most. Good variety of wing flavors, and great pizza!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №121

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №122

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №123

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №124

Rating: 5

I absolutely love this bar. Laiken and Rebecca are absolutely wonderful bartenders and karaoke night is always a blast. You cant help but have fun at the dillo. The rotating craft beer tap is almost always really really good. The food is pretty great as well. Really theres not a good reason to come and check this place out.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №125

Rating: 5

Excellent service. Down to earth place to hang out.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №126

Rating: 5

Love this Bar one of my favorite People dose Karaoke...

Date: 3 years ago

Review №127

Rating: 5

Laid back vibe, sweet little patio, was only annoyed by one person the last time I was there... For me, thats outstanding, lol!

Date: 3 years ago

Review №128

Rating: 4

Date: 3 years ago

Review №129

Rating: 5

Enjoyed the pizza Will go back

Date: 3 years ago

Review №130

Rating: 4

Date: 3 years ago

Review №131

Rating: 2

Date: 3 years ago

Review №132

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №133

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №134

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №135

Rating: 5

Date: 3 years ago

Review №136

Rating: 5

Always a great place to get a drink and hang out with friends. Especially on Tuesdays and Thursdays when the best karaoke DJ in the country and maybe even the world makes his presence known here. Its a really cool chill environment that is very conducive for any kind of socializing.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №137

Rating: 5

Love the bartenders and bloody Marys are fantastic

Date: 3 years ago

Review №138

Rating: 5

Fun games good for hang out with people and good drinks great food

Date: 3 years ago

Review №139

Rating: 5

Gourmet Pizzas are exceptionally good. Try a Meat Truck, Pickled Pig, Caucasian, Big Chief, & more! Salads have fresh tossed greens. Wings (boneless or bonein) are sure to please Dine in, or carry out.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №140

Rating: 5

Fun place, great staff

Date: 3 years ago

Review №141

Rating: 5

Awesome pizzas and the Churro Doughnuts are addictive. Friendly and helpful staff, excellent service.

Date: 3 years ago

Review №142

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №143

Rating: 4

Date: 4 years ago

Review №144

Rating: 5

Friendly staff great atmosphere.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №145

Rating: 5

10/ 10 would highly recommend

Date: 4 years ago

Review №146

Rating: 5

Very nice atmosphere but something new is the food menu I had a large pizza last night it was by far better than the big pizza chains and no one has nothing on them when it comes to putting cheese on a pizza it was loaded.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №147

Rating: 4

Date: 4 years ago

Review №148

Rating: 5

They are serving pizza now and its really good!! Staff is fantastic as always. Good place for live music.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №149

Rating: 5

This place is like my second home. Been to a lot of bars in my area, but now I only go here. Great staff, cool bar, 0 drama crowd

Date: 4 years ago

Review №150

Rating: 3

Fun place

Date: 4 years ago

Review №151

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №152

Rating: 5

1st night back open w/social distancing.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №153

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №154

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №155

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №156

Rating: 3

Date: 4 years ago

Review №157

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №158

Rating: 4

Date: 4 years ago

Review №159

Rating: 4

Date: 4 years ago

Review №160

Rating: 5

Drinks are amazing. Staff is friendly and fun.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №161

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №162

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №163

Rating: 4

Date: 4 years ago

Review №164

Rating: 3

Date: 4 years ago

Review №165

Rating: 5

Great place! Fast and friendly service! Great prices! Definitely worth checking out if you are in the area!!

Date: 4 years ago

Review №166

Rating: 5

Nice laid back place.. Very welcoming

Date: 4 years ago

Review №167

Rating: 4

Date: 4 years ago

Review №168

Rating: 5

Loved it!!!

Date: 4 years ago

Review №169

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №170

Rating: 5

Great service good drinks and a place everyone knows your name

Date: 4 years ago

Review №171

Rating: 5

5 stars. Always a good experience. Top 5 bars i go too

Date: 4 years ago

Review №172

Rating: 4

Date: 4 years ago

Review №173

Rating: 5

Fun place

Date: 4 years ago

Review №174

Rating: 4

Date: 4 years ago

Review №175

Rating: 5

Tonyoke is an awesome KJ and the patio is super nice.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №176

Rating: 3

Date: 4 years ago

Review №177

Rating: 3

It was nice but what wasnt

Date: 4 years ago

Review №178

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №179

Rating: 5

Great environment and service!!!

Date: 4 years ago

Review №180

Rating: 5

Date: 4 years ago

Review №181

Rating: 5

Tha dillow is a great hole-in-the-wall joint where youre treated like family, as long as youre polite. Karoake twice a week, poker and pool tourneys, good daily drink specials.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №182

Rating: 4

Friendly staff, fairly priced drinks, unfortunately no food.

Date: 4 years ago

Review №183

Rating: 2

good dive

Date: 5 years ago

Review №184

Rating: 4

Great prices, friendly staff, awesome band..

Date: 5 years ago

Review №185

Rating: 5

Hole in the wall doesnt express the great environment this place has. Been passing for month, glad I finally dropped in. Will be doing so from here on out.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №186

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №187

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №188

Rating: 3

Date: 5 years ago

Review №189

Rating: 2

Date: 5 years ago

Review №190

Rating: 5

Very friendly people, great drink prices, and awesome bartenders.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №191

Rating: 3

Date: 5 years ago

Review №192

Rating: 3

Date: 5 years ago

Review №193

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №194

Rating: 4

Date: 5 years ago

Review №195

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №196

Rating: 4

Date: 5 years ago

Review №197

Rating: 3

Date: 5 years ago

Review №198

Rating: 5

Date: 5 years ago

Review №199

Rating: 4

Karaoke DJ on Thursdays here is great.

Date: 5 years ago

Review №200

Rating: 3

A few beers on tap. Friendly service, live music, and a nice patio area on a chilly evening.

Date: 5 years ago